Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Ask Anyone Chapter 1

Yoko: Hi there! I’m Yoko, a XS character made up by the author. Here’s the deal: I’ve rounded up the Xiaolin side and the Heylin side (for the most part, except Hannibal Roy Bean and Master Fung, they were nowhere to be found, but I did manage to get Dojo) and we’re going to let you ask any of them questions (except HRB and M. Fung, because I couldn’t find them). So, for the Xiaolin side, we have Omi something.

Omi: yes! It is me, Omi!

Yoko: yeah have fun there… Next, Kimiko Tohokimo.

Kimiko: Your name sounds kinda like mine!

Yoko: whatev. Next, Raimundo something-or-other.

Rai: Yeah, cause I’m AWESOME!

Yoko: …sure you are. Next, Dojo.

Dojo: ..hi.

Yoko: And finally, for the Xiaolin side.. *drumrolls* Clay Bailey!

Clay: howdy.

Yoko: *sighs* nothing beats an all-american cowboy.

Rai: since when is Clay an “all-american” cowboy?

Yoko: SINCE HE COMES FROM TEXAS, GENIUS!

Rai: oh just get on with it. For an opening chapter, your making this too long.

Yoko: shut it. Anyway, for the Heylin side.. Wuya. *crickets chirp*

Wuya: why does no one clap or something?!

Yoko: try being locked in a box for another 50,000 years. See how much people like you then.

Wuya: I was only locked in the stupid box for 1,500 years.

Yoko: same diff. Continuing on… Chase Young.

Chase: …I hate you.

Yoko: watch it. Next.. OH DEAR LORD EW!!! Kattnappe.. *shudders*

Kattnappe: HEY!

Yoko: Oh wait, another drumroll here.. Now… *drumrolls* Jack Spicer!

Chase: Why did he get a drumroll? He’s the worst person here!

Yoko: maybe because him and the cowboy are my favorite people! *drags Clay and Jack forward* Now, because these two individuals are so awesome, you are all going to sing about them!

Chase: *in a singsong voice* Jack, smells like, a goat on a, hot summer da-

Yoko: NICE songs! Praising them!

Chase: *pouts*

Yoko: I have no mercy towards you! Now, I’m not usually a person to swear or say *really* mean things, but y’all are my bitches, y’hear? now, SING, bitches, SING!

Heylin: Oh, you did not just call us bitches!

Yoko: I said sing! Before I gets madder than a rattlesnake trapped in a sand pit!

Rai: Oh no she’s talkin like a cowboy.

Wuya: this can only mean one thing.

Chase: ..EPIC FAIL. I mean, EPIC DOOM.

Kattnappe: No, epic fail fits.

Heylin: *singing badly and completely off-key with one another* Oh, all hail Jack, a total doofus but a favorite for once in his life…

Jack: Ha!

Yoko: Why aren’ts y’all singin, Xiaolins? SING!

Xiaolin: *singing only slightly better than Heylin* All hail Clay, with his 10 gallon hat and being an all-american cowboy..

Yoko: there, was that so hard?

Heylin: ..yes.

Rai: ..also yes.

Omi: it was kind of fun. Let’s do it again!

Everyone else: NO!!!

There. Review plz!