Xiaolin Showdown Pornography Story: Ask Anyone – Chapter Six

Yoko:
Sorry for the delay, fans! I’m hoping you haven’t all forgotten us,
for being SOOO late! But, the author has been just SOOOOOOOO busy
with other stories! Better to get something out before the idea is
gone, as the author says! We have a lot of questions to answer this
time!

Omi:
Moost excellent!

Yoko:
that means we’re behind, you twit!

Omi:
oh.

Yoko:
Jack
and Rai, what are your thoughts on the pairings between you
two?
Jack, why did you turn evil? and don’t say it was just
something to do.- Lil’ Pup.

Jack:
Well, I can’t say its my favorite pairing with me in it, but… Heck,
I don’t think its SO bad!

Rai:
…For me, it’s like… the Apocolypse. Sorry if you like it, but…
Apocolypse.

Jack:
As for why I’m evil, it’s because… Wait, I forgot. I shall have to
go check the script for the answer.

And
Jack examines the script, too busy to answer the question.

Yoko:
OK…

Wuya:
Ugh, Jack is such an idiot.

Chase:
Obviously, but then again, so are you.

Wuya:
NO I AM NOT!

“Hey.
He’s one of my favorite characters. Hurt him, and I shall have you
erased, considering I hate you anyways, Wuya.”.

Yoko:
OMG direct words from the Author herself!! WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!

”
Damn straight you aren’t. Now, back to answering questions you lot,
and don’t make me have to erase anybody. Also, Wuya, I am showing you
mercy for not erasing you for imsulting Jack about a million times
over.”.

Yoko:
We must listen to the all-powerful god-lik–

“GODDESS-like.
Sheesh. I mean, to you I just seem like a voice, but I have a gender
too you know.”.

Yoko:
Of course! Of course! I am SOOOO sorry!

Clay:
Kimiko,
don’t your eyes get tired of wearing blue contacts?- P.J.

Kimiko:
Well, no. Because they aren’t contacts!

Jack:
It’s been stated that she’s the Japanese freak with the blue eye
color that’s completely natural.

Kimiko
sets Jack aflame. Even one as merciful as I cannot ignore this direct
insult, and so Kimiko is temporarily erased.

Rai:
KIMI!! NOOO!!

Yoko:
Oh shut up, before Her Merciful erases you too.

Everybody:
Do any of you have any siblings? -Mercy Heart.

Jack:
No.

Omi:
No.

Rai:
No. And I don’t think Kimi had any, either.

Katnappe:
No.

Chase:
No.

Wuya:
No, even if I did I would have vapourized them a LONG time ago.

Dojo:
Um, I do think so… Pretty sure… I just forgot the name… or was
it names?..

Clay:
I have a little sister named Jessie.

Yoko:
And I don’t have any either!

“Next
question, pronto. Before I have to display more of my Author
Powers.”.

Rai:
Jack,
where are you parents?
Dojo, are you gay?- Kiliko.

Jack:
They live very far away from me. Maybe.. Belgium, Germany? Somewhere
around there, I believe.

Dojo:
I am NOT gay!!! NOT!!! I don’t know WHY everyone seems to think so,
but I’m not!

Yoko:
We should install a lie detector…

Due
to the kindess of the Author, a lie detector was immediately
installed.

Yoko:
Thanks! Everyone:
WHos your favorite charecter on the show if you can’t say yourself?
Mine’s Jack. Or Chase. Or Rai.
Katnappe: WHy are you so stupid? I
mean, seriously, WHY CATS?!
Chase: I think I already know the
answer, but have you been single your WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE or did I just
get the impression that you are mean?- Kattsumi-zhao Yamamoto.

”
I recognize the reviewer’s name. I believe I have read a very good
story written by this person.”.

Chase:
…I am at a loss. I do not have a favorite character besides
myself–

Lie
detector beeps.

Yoko:
Tell the truth!

Chase
sighs dramatically.

Chase:
Fine… My favorite character… is Jack. I do not know why.

Jack:
My favorite character is Chase!

Wuya:
My favorite character is also Chase.

Katnappe:
My favorite character is Raimundo! MEEOWW.

Rai:
..Going to pretend you didn’t just say that. My favorite character is
Kimiko.

Omi:
My favorite character is also Kimiko.

Dojo:
Master Fung, easily.

Clay:
…My favorite character is Kimiko.

Katnappe:
I am not stupid, kitties are just SOOOOO CUTE!!!

Yoko:
..No comment.

Chase:
I have been single, because I am not looking for a significant other,
and I have been mean. I’m evil. Obviously I’m going to be mean.

Yoko:
Clay:
How is the family back in Texas?

Jack: I dare you to get in
shape and take karate classes so you will be actually able to
fight.-Loverofeverything.

Clay:
They’re all doin’ just fine.

Jack
runs off to take Karate. This could take some time.

Chase:
1.
Raimundo: Why did you suddenly become so deep in the last episode?
2.
Jack: Do you just wear alot of makeup or are you really albino?
3.
Wuya:If a mystery person came up behind you and blindfolded you, then
pushed you off a cliff, who would you think did it?
4. Muahaha for
this one you might have to bring in a special guest appearance:
Master Monk Guan: Why were you naturally immortal when Dashi was the
greatest of the dragons and chase had to drink the Lou Meng Lau soup?
Doesnt seem fair to me =P
5. All: It seems like most of you have
pretty pathetic wardrobes. Everyone has one outfit except Raimundo
(who has two) and Kimiko (Whos outfits are Mostly hideous). How do
you explain this?- MySpaceSavvy.

Rai:
..I just experienced a mental boost in the last episode. I went back
to normal quite shortly after that.

The
author brought Jack back from Karate to answer his questions.

Jack:
I am really albino. It’s not make up.

Wuya:
If it was, he’d have to bathe in it.

Jack:
…Exactly.

Wuya:
…Well, I would have to think it would of have been Chase.

Chase:
And, it WOULD have been me.

“Argh.
Guest Appearance: Master Monk Guan.”.

Guan:
I am happy to be here. And as for the immortal thing, I just happen
to be one of life’s big winners, while everyone else is just life’s
losers.

Using
her AP, the author erased Guan for being a jerk.

Everyone:
We actually have huge wardrobes, just.. 90% is the same outfit. We
each have one outfit that isn’t our usual. What those are, though, we
aren’t liable to say.

Yoko:
Translated: Not appropriate… .cough.

“Apparently
Pseudonym Jareth is coming to pay you all, you lucky buggers.”.

Pseudonym
Jareth shows up on schedule, and hands everyone a bag of money,
except Kimiko. Yoko took her bag.

Yoko:
Anyways, that’s all for now! The author is considering re-writing
Kimiko back, too!

Rai:
Woohoo!