Xiaolin Showdown Porno Story: Be Careful What You Fantasy For Chapter 1

Assume
standard disclaimer.
Special
Thanks to MJ Pollard for the title suggestion and Scissors
MacGillicutty for the
fabulous quote.

“What
you seek in vain for, half your life, one day you come full upon all
the family at dinner. You seek it like a dream, and as soon as you
find it you become its prey” -Thoreau

Daria sat in the second
day of O’Neill’s insufferable self-esteem class. At least, it was
almost over.

“Excellent! When we talk about ‘ourselves’
we’re talking about ‘us.’ Now, guys, I’ve got a little
challenge for you. Today we talked about turning your daydreams into
reality. Tonight, I want each one of you to go home and do just that.
What do you say? Um… you.” O’Neill pointed to Daria. “What’s
a daydream that you’d like to see come true?”

“Well,
I guess I’d like my whole family to do something together.”
Daria monotoned.

He perked up immediately. “Excellent!”

“Something that’ll really make them suffer.” Daria
allowed herself a tiny smirk. That’ll put a dent in his
touchy-feely mood.

Later, she decided to actually go
through with O’Neill’s assignment. She even took into consideration
her little barb.

As Jake paid the check and they rose to
leave, Daria had to admit it had been kind of fun eating at Pizza
Forest. While it was still annoying and vaguely creepy, she’d enjoyed
her parents focusing on her for once instead of Quinn. Quinn’s
embarrassment at being forced to dine at such a place had been icing
on the cake. And her parent’s awkwardness had been like the colored
gel spelling ‘Congratulations Daria’. All in all, she thought, a
successful evening. She’d gotten back at them for believing the
incompetent school councilor over her.

Quinn was slightly
ahead of the rest of her family as they headed out to the car, eager
to get the whole humiliating night over with. Jake and Helen walked
side by side just behind her, while Daria trailed behind, enjoying
the feeling of triumph.

As they came out from between the
cars parked in front of the entrance Helen called out, “Quinn!
Look before you cross!”

Quinn rolled her eyes. It wasnt
like she was five years old, and it was a parking lot, not a busy
street. Grudgingly, she glanced to the side just in time to see a
shiny red SUV flying down the narrow corridor.

With the speed
born of instinct to protect one’s young, both Helen and Jake ran to
save their daughter. Jake tried to push her out of the way, while
Helen tried to pull her back, in effect, lining themselves up with
the grille of the car.

When the SUV slammed into them, Jake
bounced off the hood, thrown forward onto the asphalt several feet.
Helen and Quinn, being shorter, were knocked down where they stood,
to be ground under the front wheels. The car swerved after it ran
over their bodies, the back right tire catching Jake’s torso as the
car continued down the lane between the parked cars.

The SUV
hit the tail of one parked car before disappearing down the street.

A car alarm went
off.

Helen’s cell phone rang.

Daria stood,
horrorstruck, staring at what remained of her family. Some part of
her screamed for her to get help, but she was frozen on the spot, her
earlier words ringing in her ears.

Something
that’ll really make them suffer…