Xiaolin Showdown Porno Story: Ask the Heylin Side Chapter 26
Akira: Hey guys! Yes, I’m back with more! And so are all the characters! And something REALLY awesome happened last week!!! (well, awesome in my opinion, at least.)Details at the bottom of the chapter if you want to know.
Jack: I’m sorry about the last chapter. It’s just that Clack is such a cute coupling when it’s written well! Forgive me? -pouts and clings to Jacks arm. -loser by choice
Jack: No! Last chapter… *looks at pout* Uh… sure I forgive you! ^^
Akira: There are a few good Clack stories here on FF, or on . You’ll have to pick and choose, You might not like the same ones I do, and vise versa. -loser by choice
Akira: Really? wow… XD never actually saw one. Only I did see RaiJack, there are a few good ones.
Wuya: You still suck. Why? Cause I just don’t like you. Your snarky attitude annoys me. -loser by choice
Wuya: *glares*
yeppers…last chappie was funny. also…hm, is anyone here neutral besides me?? no, well then here’s my dare: all the guys have to join the football team, and all the girls have to join the cheerleading team [with me], then all of you sign up to see who’s the winner, i will announce who won next chappie. -Gina
Akira: *blinks* neutral? What do you mean? XD everyone have to join teams. LOL!
Everyone: *sign up for respective teams*
Akira: How are you going to decide?
Kimiko, here’s a few more shoes, they’re prada, and chase you must grow your hair back,and HRB…you suck -Gina
Kimiko: Thanks! XD
Chase: Good. *gets hair back* WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST ON MESSING WITH MY HAIR THOUGH.
Akira: I know… Your hair is awesome lol! And cutting it is not awesome. -.-
I dare Jack to wear a skirt. Oh and Akira, if you took a photo…take one for me too,pls and tank you! ^v^ -Sinji Chikorita
Jack: A skirt? What kind of skirt?
Akira: Umm… its not specified… *looks for a suitable skirt* Oh! *holds up random pink frilly skirt* the patented Mary-Sue skirt! Perfect for maximum embarrassment!
Jack: *mouth drops open* I have to wear THAT?!
Akira: Yep! *shoves skirt into Jack’s hands*
Jack: *grumbles but puts on the skirt*
Akira: *holds up camera and takes pictures*
Jack: Nooo! *tries to grab camera*
Akira: *jumps onto roof* You can’t catch me now! Nya!
Jack: *activates heli-pack*
Akira: Oh. Well… since I don’t want to hurt the XS characters too much so they can still answer questions… *ties Jack in a rope*
Ha ha! Yeh,dis chapter wuz funny! ^-^ Hi again peoples! No i`m not in America Akira,i live in Ireland! :) Ohh,and no,i am NOT an evil leprechaun who stole sum kids laptop and is using it to annoy Xiaolin Showdown characters on fanfiction…i`m actually a normal person lyk you.(…yeh…NORMAL…!) :D-XxX-CURLY-WURLY-XxX
Akira: Oh. XD oops, forgot lol.
YES RAIMUNDO! I SAID IRISH! Now “BRUSTAIGH ORT AGUS B| AG CAINT AS GAEILGE!“ (translation:HURRY UP AND SPEAK IRISH!) -XxX-CURLY-WURLY-XxX
Raimundo: Okay already! *continues trying to learn Irish and fails*
Wuya? How come u don`t like Dojo? U threatened to KILL him MANY times on the show! -XxX-CURLY-WURLY-XxX
Wuya: I threatened to kill everybody many times. The dragon is no different.
Why did everything in the show happen 1500 years ago? Like,it says Dojo is 1500 years old,but he didn`t look like a baby when Omi met him 1500 years in the past!? -XxX-CURLY-WURLY-XxX
Akira: I know, right? So weird… O.o well, its cartoon logic XD
Jack,will u give me total control over ur Jack-bots? …i want ur heli-pack too… PLEASE?!11! -XxX-CURLY-WURLY-XxX
Jack: Uh… no?
If u said yes…THANK YOU! *hugs* If u said no…DAMM YOU JACK! YOU SUCK…go make-out with Hannibal in the back room for ten minutes! (everyone else may take pictures,videos and post them on the Internet!) -XxX-CURLY-WURLY-XxX
Jack&Hannibal: WHAT?!
Akira: *pushes them together with psychic*
Jack&Hannibal: *make out*
Everyone: XD *take pics and videos and put them on YouTube*
Hannibal,can i have ur evil bird Ying-Ying? I need someone to do my bidding… *evil glare* -XxX-CURLY-WURLY-XxX
Hannibal: NO!
Akira: Just steal it! *grabs Hannibal’s bird and hands it to you after making it believe you are its master*
um…Clay,will you…? Murder Hannibal? ..And Wuya? ..And Jack?.. And Ying-Ying!(if i cant have that bird,NO ONE CAN!) -XxX-CURLY-WURLY-XxX
Clay: Sorry, li’l lady, but I ain’t gonna kill nobody.
(AN: You are a girl right? Sorry if I asked this before, but I forgot and well…)
Alright,i think i`ll shut up now.(even doh i`m not actually saying anything) I dare u all to sign the petition for a season 4 of Xiaolin Showdown! (i forget the link,but it`s the guest book at free Xiaolin ,or sumtin…^-^` Bye peoples! I LOVE U ALL! (…*cough*…) See yah! ^.^ -XxX-CURLY-WURLY-XxX
Akira: I know! I did sign it! And petitions actually work, sometimes… rarely… HOPEFULLY!
Hey! I’m back! Sorry I wasn’t here the last chapter. -Kumerai-sama
Akira: Hello.
The next review will be torture for Jack, Chase, and… well, practically everyone. -Kumerai-sama
Jack: Uh Oh.
Chase: ….
Jack, I want you to sing: “White and Nerdy,” by Weird Al! -Kumerai-sama
Jack: What?
Akira: Sing!
Jack: Uh.. okay… *sings*
They see me mowin’ my front lawn I know they’re all thinkin’ I’m so white and nerdy Think I’m just too white and nerdy Think I’m just too white and nerdy Can’t ya see I’m white and nerdy Look at me, I’m white and nerdy I wanna roll with the gangsters But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy Think I’m just too white and nerdy Think I’m just too white and nerdy I’m just too white and nerdy Really really white and nerdy…
*keeps singing for whole song*
(AN: That was a LONG song… that didnt fit in my note so I didn’t put all of it XD)
Comments on the performance: GO! -Kumerai-sama
Akira: Um… Interesting… song… to pick…?
Chase: …O.o
Omi: That was a most horrendous noise!
Wuya: *glares at Jack* Jack. You can not sing. AT ALL.
Wuya, kiss Jack. -Kumerai-sama
Wuya: *shrieks* WHAT?! AGAIN?! I thought this stuff was all over!
Akira: It isn’t. LOL!
Wuya: Ugh, fine! *kisses Jack*
Chase, remember the Diamond of Kumazu that I gave Omi? -Kumerai-sama
Chase: Yes. … I hope you do not stick someone to me again.
I think you might love this,… Omi? -Kumerai-sama
Omi: Yes? What will I have affection for?
Use the diamond of kumazu to get Jack and WUYA stuck together, and don’t let them go until they admit they like each other! If they go crazy, then we have entertainment. -Kumerai-sama
Omi: Haha! That is indeed entertaining! But why will I have affection for it?
Akira: Figure of speech. Well, kinda.
Omi: Oh. DIAMOND OF KUMAZU! *sticks Jack and Wuya together*
Jack and Wuya: *are stuck* NOOO!!
Chase, tell us, what would you consider the most pleasurable way to kill Jack and HRB. Also, yes, you can kill them in different ways. -Kumerai-sama
Chase: Hm… there are so many different ways to kill someone… burning… cutting to pieces… stabbing… drowning… which is the most painful and slow? Probably the second…
Now choose the one you hate the most, and have all that you’ve described happen to him.
Chase: It’s Hannibal then.
HRB: *turns white and backs against a wall*
-He gets tortured and killed-
Everyone: YAY!
-HRB is revived-
Everyone: Aww…
HRB: AARGH that hurt so much! Owowowowowowowowow!!! *Gets a piece of tape stuck on his mouth* UNGH!
Everyone: Yay!
Akira, go ahead and make out with your boyfriend as long as you want. -Kumerai-sama
Akira: XD okay! ^^
That’s all for now! Ttyl! -Kumerai-sama
Everyone: Bye!
Oh, the things I have started with my discovery of the cure to Heylin Syndrome (because that’s its new name XD)…actually, Twilight isn’t so bad. Just that Dark Knight is better. -BatTitan
Akira: Really?
Akira, where have you BEEN?! No Vanilla or Cherry Coke, no veggie toppings…you’ve been in a cave, haven’t you? -BatTitan
Akira: *glares* No. I have not been in a cave. I simply do not go searching for odd flavors of Coke or toppings consisting of vegetables. But, a cave is a good idea! I have been looking for a better location than this building to conduct the fanfic in. *teleports everyone to a cave that’s really pretty and made of crystal* Awesomeness!
Yay! Everyone gets to watch Dark Knight with me! Now to start preparing…”OMG, BATMAN!” -BatTitan
Akira: ?
Rai: What do you like about Batman?
Chase: Wow…I didn’t actually think someone would force you to drink Vanilla AND Cherry Coke…just Vanilla would have gotten rid of the dragon form as well as the Heylin side. Oh well. By the way, Lao Mang Lone isn’t the only way to get someone to join the Heylin side. A lack of coffee does that, too XD. -BatTitan
Chase: *skeptical look* …You’re serious. A lack of coffee?
HRB: Seriously, is that city the reason you have a southern accent? Now I’m curious! -BatTitan
Hannibal: No it is not!
Akira: How do you know? The creators might have gotten the idea of your name from it!
Hannibal: What?
Akira:… never mind…
Wuya: As annoying as you are, your hair is pretty! What’s your secret? Mine’s L’oreal… because I’m worth it XD. -BatTitan
Wuya: My secret? I don’t… have one. My hair is naturally like this! Well, I do brush it every day… in a certain way.
Just as a parting favor…PIKACHU, ATTACK HRB AND JACK WITH THUNDERSHOCK! (disappears before anyone can get mad at me) BYE! -BatTitan
Pikachu: Pi- Ka- CHUU! *shocks HRB and Jack*
Akira: LOL! Kawaii Pikachu! *picks up Pikachu*
Pikachu: Pika! *jumps on head*
Akira: XD
excellent as always Akira can’t wait for the next one. Now onto the torture hmm…oh i got it. Akira you said you needed money for your props on your fic right? Well let me help you get some money. -Prophet-of-worlds
Akira: Thanks?
Chase stand still right here and don’t move, if you move Akira can use this on you how many times she wants *throws her super powerful taser* now spread your legs about 2 ft apart close your eyes and smile meaningfully. Akira you can shock him if it doesn’t look lovingly enough. Now stay here and listen to this till I get back *puts head phones in his ears that play’s barbie girl song again and again* no taking them out! -Prophet-of-worlds
Chase: *Blinks* Um… why? ugh, very well.*does everything he’s told*
*walks to Jack* Jack! When I say go run towards chase arms open wide and smiling all nice and stuff. Then give Chase a big hug and when I give you the thumbs up say “oh chase”. If you don’t do this then expect a hord of angry clowns coming tonight with chainsaws when you fall asleep understand? -Prophet-of-worlds
Jack: *gulps* okay.
Akira: … I have a feeling this is going to be funny.
Hannibal, Wuya, and the rest of you evil idiots make this look like a beach with real sand and Omi control the water to have it crash like its a real ocean and stuff. -Prophet-of-worlds
Evil people: *use magic and stuff to make it look like a beach*
Omi: Water! *controls water to look like waves*
*hands Kimiko camera and Clay and Rai video cameras* kimi record and you guys take pictures. -Prophet-of-worlds
Kimiko, Clay, and Rai: *get cameras ready*
alright lets get started *takes headphones out of Chase’s ears* don’t move at all! remember and keep your eyes closed till I say so. *starts romantic music and gives Jack the sign to run to Chase* ~ -Prophet-of-worlds
Chase: …
Jack: *runs to Chase and hugs*
*gives jack thumbs up* ok chase open your eyes!~ -Prophet-of-worlds
Jack: Oh Chase…
Chase: *opens eyes and stares at Jack in shock with a disbelieving expression for 1 second, then snarls* Spicer! WHAT are you doing?! *turns into dragon and roars in Jacks face*
Jack: Ahhh! *runs very fast and hides*
Everyone: *rolls around laughing except for people with cameras who are just laughing*
Ok that’s a wrap Chase go ahead and beat up Jack if you want. *gets pics and video from Kimi, Rai, and Clay* I’ll be back in about 1 hour -Prophet-of-worlds
Chase: Good. *Beats up Jack*
1 hour later…kay here you go Akira 500,0 big one’s sold the pictures and video to crazed Chack fans I get half and you get half enjoy. By the way sorry for the long review i know how much you hate these but I just couldn’t resist. -Prophet-of-worlds
Akira: LOL, XD that’s ok cause it was funny. And… I don’t hate long reviews… who told you that? I just sometimes comment that they’re long. But that doesn’t mean I don’t like them. XD
OH rai be careful a fan of yours is trying to turn you evil listen carefully and trust your friends over strangers! -Prophet-of-worlds
Rai: I…
Chase sorry about this pick a Heylin and Xiaolin to beat up for compensation. -Prophet-of-worlds
Chase: Haha. *beats up people*
Jack I feel sorry here I got you invitations to a hot night club that are filled with people honoring you, here are the directions enjoy. *whispers to Akira* what he doesn’t know its filled with gay guys who think he’s hot and I told them he was available for everyone so we should hear him scream soon. -Prophet-of-worlds
Jack: Wow, thanks! *leaves*
Akira: XDDD *tells everyone what it really is*
Everyone: *laughs*
-A loud scream is heard-
Jack: *runs back screaming* AHHHHHHHH!!!
Everyone: *laughs even more*
Ok that’s it for me by the way Akira tell me when your tWilight fanfic comes up I love twilight also, and I am also making one soon again sorry for the long one wont happen again I promise, keep up the hilarious work. -Prophet-of-worlds
Akira: It’s up! Only… it has one chapter. Well, it has two but one is practically copied from the book lol.
Hi, um i feel stupid, but i didnt know that i was only aloud 1 review per chapter! ^_^; … My bad! If you even find this: 1st, Jack… I LOVE YOU! Fore the rest of this chapter everyone has to do as you say, because you are now king of the world, and every time someone says “and” everyone must yell “All Hail Jack!!” -AnaXaver
Akira: LOL!
Jack: YES! Haha world! I AM THE KING! BOW DOWN TO ME!
Akira: … not lol.
World: *bows to Jack*
2nd, Chase you are a bit to cocky, bur still pretty cool… and your hair is… WOW. -AnaXaver
Chase: Thank you.
3rd, Sorry everyone i’m letting Wuya out of the box… So that chases cats can EAT HER! -AnaXaver
Wuya: I already got out of that thing… *sees cats coming* Shit! *RUNS*
Cats: *chase and eat Wuya*
Mwaha-ha-ha-a…(cough)… Well thats All for now! Se-ya! -AnaXaver
Akira: Bye!
This question is for chase, would you ever let omi ride one of your cats like a pony? -goosepimples
Chase: … NO.
This is for wuya, you should jack a cookie chases head. and 3. make bean fight raimundo in a tutu! ^u^ -goosepimples
Wuya: Um. Okay… at least nothing bads being done to me. *gives Jack Cookie*
Jack: YAY COOKIE! *Hugs Wuya*
Wuya: … *tries to cut Chase’s hair off*
Chase: *GLARE* *turns into dragon form and beats up her*
Wuya: Ugh I take back what I said before. Well, nothing bad should happen in this one. *makes Hannibal fight Rai in a Tutu but gets stuck in the middle of the battle* NEVER MIND- AUGH!
He-he ! see you met my friend Goose Pimples! Sorry, but me and her had so much fun messing with you!! … Ok, now i am taking a few poles: -AnaXaver
Everyone: LOL.
most evil villain?(i vote chase) -AnaXaver
Akira: Um… is that a good thing or bad thing to be the most evil villain?
Evil Villains: ME!
Omi: I believe Hannibal Roy Bean is most evil!
Rai: Eh, he’s not that bad. I think it’s Wuya. Well, when she was at full power.
Kimiko: I agree…
Dojo: Chase! He EATS DRAGONS!!!
Stupidest and coolest Xiaolin monk? (Rai for coolest Omi for stupidest , sorry omi) -AnaXaver
Akira: Um… I like Omi… I guess I’d say he’s the coolest… but none of them are stupid. They are intelligent and good warriors.
who is more annoying good or bad jack? -AnaXaver
Akira: Good.
Chase: Bad.
Omi: I believe it is the bad one.
Rai: Definitely the good one.
Kimiko: Yeah. Good Jack.
Wuya: Both.
If good jack won jack is now good jack! -AnaXaver
Jack: NOO I don’t wanna be good- *turns into Good Jack* Hi, everyone! *tries to hug everyone*
Akira: … *jumps onto ceiling AGAIN*
has anyone ever notice how freakishly similar Teen Titans and Xiaolin Showdown are?
Examples:
slade/ Chase: main villain, no powers yet kicks everyones butts with kung-fu.
Omi/ Star Fire: Can not use proper english, foreign to earths culture
Rai/ Robin: Leader, loved by all fans, street smarts, back and forth between good and evil in past
Kimiko/ Raven: Powerful, and high tempered
Clay/ Cyborg: Big, Strong, Cool headed, will eat anything
Dojo/ Beast Boy: green, funny, shapeshifter
think about it… se-ya! -AnaXaver
Akira: O.o I noticed that… Kinda a long time ago XDD but Chase is more awesome than Slade, Kimiko and Raven’s personalities are WAYY different… lol. (AN: -.-‘ did you have to put so many spelling mistakes…? And then I had to go through and fix them… it made me think you were doing it on purpose… were you?)
sorry i had 2 go so fast. I was reading this fic in my health class instead of writing about STD’s (ew). umm… Oh ya ya know how i compared everyone (well the main characters)to teen titans… Now i command you to fight your corresponding person!! (i winder who will win :)) ,later! -AnaXaver
Akira: Oh, lol. Okay, everyone, get ready!
Everyone: *prepares to fight their Teen Titan counterpart*
Akira: BEGIN!
Chase: *wins. by a lot.* Easy.
Akira: XD knew that would happen.
Rai: *beats Robin because of his wind powers* Yes!
Akira: Could have predicted that.
Raven: Azarath… Metrion… Zynthos! *Defeats Kimiko* …
Akira: That one was obvious as well.
Beast Boy: *beats Dojo by turning into a dinosaur bigger than him* Yeah! Awesome.
Akira: LOL, expected… Dojo’s just a Chinese dragon… (Note the word CHINESE)
Omi and Starfire: *start talking instead of fighting and become friends*
Akira: Um… Okaay…
Cyborg: *shoots Clay with his blue cannon-thingy and wins* Boo yah!
Hi, did you get Raikim4Never’s message thing? I hope you did, anyway the reviewer thing is working again, so I’m gonna give you a chapter name – how about ROFL or ROFLBO uh, these things really are hard! -DuncanCourtney4Ever
Akira: …Um… no, I didn’t get the message… I don’t think. DX sorry…
I LOVE this story! xD This was such an original idea! OK, this is my first dare/question/whatever. -She-Who-Dreams-By-Darkness-x
Akira: Thank you! But… Original? XDDD Not really…. have you seen the Naruto fandom? FILLED with stories like this, lol!
Hey to everyone, I think the majority of you (i.e Jack, Chase, Omi, Kimiko, Rai, Clay, Dojo and Wuya) add something interesting. HRB, you suck. I dislike you majorly. Therefore as punishment for your suckiness, I dare you to stand on your head and sing the Welsh national anthem whilst wearing your fave pink tutu and Clay’s cowboy hat. -She-Who-Dreams-By-Darkness-x
HRB: WHAT? I do not suck!!!!!!!! *glares at everyone but does it anyway*
Also,Kimiko, dress up in Leia’s golden bikini outfit from Star Wars Return of the Jedi and sit at Chase’s feet. =P Thanks, see y’all later! -She-Who-Dreams-By-Darkness-x
Kimiko: O..kay? *sees outfit* O.m.g. NO WAY AM I FREAKING WEARING THAT THING!
Akira: Wear It The Reader Said So Or Else You Get Burned By a Katon Jutsu..
Kimiko: … fine… *puts on bikini and sits at Chase’s feet*
Chase: … *moves away*
:appears in a giant heavily-equipped exosuit: I have returned! Let the torture resume! Sun-chi Lantern! :takes away the Xiaolin warriors elements into the lantern and fire a couple of missiles from the exosuit: -destroyer9573
Xiaolin Warriors: Ahh! *run from missles*
Kimiko – Make out with Jack for a least a minute. Don’t be shy; my “lie detector” a couple chapters ago told everyone the truth. You don’t have to hide your feelings for him anymore. :charges plasma cannon: Hannibal – Sing the Barney song in a falsetto. -destroyer9573
Kimiko: NO!! That- was- Not TRUE!
Akira: … Katon, Gokak…
Kimiko: … *sigh* fine! *makes out with Jack*
Jack – Wear these. :gives him high-tech glasses; they are Clown Glasses; everyone he sees will look like clowns: -destroyer9573
Jack: O-okay… *puts on glasses and sees everyone* AHHH!!!!
Wuya – :puts a shock collar with a lease attached to it on her neck: Jack, take her out for a walk. Wuya, let him do so on all fours and bark like a dog while you’re at it or else! :brings out a remote: -destroyer9573
Wuya: What? No! *gets shocked* OWW! What the hell- *gets shocked* OWWW! Why- *gets shocked again* OWWWW! FINE! *gets down on all fours* Arf! *gets shocked* WHY DID YOU DO IT THAT TIME!
Akira: XD cause it was funny?
Go Dark Magikarp! :summons an ordinary-looking Magikarp from a pokeball: Attack! :it is aggressive and it knows Giga Impact, Hyper Beam, Bounce, and Judgement: -destroyer9573
Akira: Uh… wow, strong Magikarp…? LOL!
Well, that’s all!
News!
DID YOU HEAR? The Gold and Silver Remakes (entitled HeartGold and SoulSilver) HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED!! Yayyy!!! And they’re gonna be released this fall in Japan, and in 2010 in America!!!!! Go remakes!! (Sorry Im just really happy about that, I wanted one for like the last 3 years XD)
And you all probably have no idea what I was talking about and are now going wtf?! lol ^^
Okay, bye!