Xiaolin Showdown Porno Story: Katsumis Email Survey Chapter 1
THANK YOU The Messenger of Blazing Wind for the awesome e-mail survey!!!!
These are Katsumi’s answers. Mine might be in the next chapter, I dunno.
1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Ummm… currently I’m visiting my mama (WHO WoNT SHUT UP AND STOP CRITICIZING ME!!!!!) but I live with the Xiaolin at the temple, although there was that time I stayed with Jack (DONT THINK LIKE THAT, RAI!!! GOD!) when Chase and Wuya brainwashed me…(I have a very confusing life.)
2. WHAT BOOK(S) ARE YOU READING NOW?: Too many to count… Most often is Princess Academy and Last Light.
3. WERE YOU A THUMB SUCKER?: N-n-no…And I most definitely am not n-now!!!
4. FAVORITE MAGAZINE/ NEWSPAPER?: J-14, I guess. I DONT CARE IF ITS FOR TEENAGE SPAZZES!!!! (-foams at the mouth-)
5. FAVORITE SCENT: Blood. (DONT GIVE ME SCARY LOOKS, GOD DANG IT!!!!!) As in, not my own.
6. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL: Dog soap. Blech…
7. WHAT’S YOUR PET HATE?: Seeing my own blood, being brainwashed (-death glare at Chase and Wuya-), and being hated by a crush. Only one of ’em has happened cuz I’m so tough and pretty.
8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: Loneliness and confusion. I’ve had both (-glares at Wuya and Chase again-)
9. THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?: God, the sun is too bright…
10. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A BILLION DOLLARS?: I can get that if I wanted, but I don’t ask. But if I had a billion dollars, I’d probably buy all of the Shen Gong Wu from Jack (he’s so stupid at times…NO OFFENSE!!!!! -waits for jackbots to attack-) which I could probably get for about ten bucks, a puppy, a huge mansion, enough equipment to fund my band alot better (DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE I’M MAKING THIS UP!!!) and I’d probably pay Manami to BACK THE FORK OFF!!!! JACK IS MINE!!! Oh, and I’d by a machine gun, shotgun, pistol, and rocket launcher. (-sees all of the paranoid stares- ALL OF YA’LL ARE ON MY HITLIST NOW!!!)
11. FUTURE CHILD’S NAME?: Son: Olan. (don’t ask.) Daughter: Demetria. (SHE’S THE NICEST TEACHER IN THE WORLD!!! -smiles-)
12. WHAT SONG DID YOU LAST DOWNLOAD?: I dunno, I think it was Hot N Cold… lemme check my playlist. Be right back. !five minutes later…! It’s My Life Would Suck Without You by Kelly Clarkson, La La Land by Demi Lovata, Untouched by The Veronicas and If You Seek Amy by Britney Spears (DONT CRITICIZE BRIT’!!!!)
13. DO YOU BRING THE PAIN OR HEAL THE PAIN?: Kind of both. With Rai, it’s both, because I hurt him a lot and he gets hurt by HIMSELF a lot more and someone has to bandage him up.
14. DO YOU DRIVE FAST?: Only when I’m joy-riding. (What? I have a dark side, too, ya’ know…)
15. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?: Only with my super fluffy polar bear and german shepard/beagle stuffed dog that is SOOOOOO over-used and old it’s not even funny anymore.
16. STORMS – COOL OR SCARY?: SUPER COOL!!!! I love ’em!
17. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: I don’t have a car. (-snifle-) But if I did, it’d be a hot red convertible.
18. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: I don’t know if I could call my current relationship LOVE…(-gets hit with a pillow- OWWW!!! STOP THAT, JACK!!!) I think it might be temporary due to the fact that I hate clingy, brainwashing, lonely emo boys who cry at night. (ACK!!! HELP ME!!! IM BEING ATTACKED BY MARSHMELLOWS AND PILLOWS!!!!!)
19. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: Let’s look at my life…A dragon, a ghost, magical items that do all sorts of crazy things, a super-genius-common-sense-lacking-emo-boy boyfriend, and I happen to be able to turn invisible. Hmmm…Either magic is real or I’m on drugs.
20. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: BROCCOLI IS MAH FAVE FOOD!!! DDUUHH!!!
21. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT COLOR?: I already dye it red. (My real hair color is light brown) But if it could be ANYTHING at all, it’d be…All I can think of is red.
22. GLASS – HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: What glass? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! IM SO CONFUSEDED!!!
23. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: I dunno, I don’t pay attention to that.
24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL?: Wolf!! Or dragon…(not a fat one who talks too much, though. One off of Eragon or Never Ending Story, though!!!! -ROFL-)
25. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?: Soccer, baseball, tennis, batminton, softball, I dunno, anything!
26. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: But there’s nothing good about Clay…(STOP HITTING ME!! GOD!!!)
27. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED?: What exactly are you implying? That I should hide under Jack’s bed and scare him? Been there, done that, too many times…
28. WHAT IS IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?: If I had a car, it’d be stuffed with hair dye, bags full of something I won’t say what the contents are because then I’d have to go to jail, video games, and anything else i can think of. (-sigh- Fine, Jack, I’ll put down cookies and robot parts…NOT!!! -snickers-)
29. TOILET PAPER/PAPER TOWELS – OVER OR UNDER?: This is so random that I can’t answer.
29. OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU E-MAILED THIS TO, WHO’S THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?: I dunno. I don’t think I’m gonna e-mail it to anyone but Manami, who I seriously doubt will reply. (Oh god, not another death threat. -reads it and laughs at the lameness-)
31. BELIEVE IN GOD?: More than the rest of my family does…Why am I the different one?
32. 2%, 1%, WHOLE, NONFAT/SKIM MILK?: I like all milk! (-cheesy grin-) Except Skim Milk; that just tastes like it lost a bet against macaroni and chocolate milk mixed together with too much salt added.
33. RED OR WHITE SAUCE ON PASTA?: …whaa?
34. COKE OR PEPSI?: Coke. Coke is AWESOME SAUCE!!!
35. DO YOU WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT EVERY TIME YOU ARE IN THE CAR?: When I joy-ride, no. When Rai or Omi (with coffee) or Jack or Chase are driving, for the love of God, HECK YES!!!
36. ARE YOU A PILLAR OF COMMUNICATION?: That data has no meaning to this unit. (Sorry, I’ve talked to Chamelion Bot too many times…Sorry, but I can’t talk to a CERTAIN BOY who’s too busy building friends for himslef- STOP HITTING!!! OWIES!!!)
37. WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR TONIGHT?: SAC (Steal-and-Crash) Rai and Jack’s cars, sneak over to Chase’s lair and pretend to be Wuya, just to annoy him (I’ll probably make some sort of Shen Gong Wu to let me look and sound like her, too), and I guess tell my mom I hate her. (I do that on a daily basis, though. XP)
38. LAST CONCERT YOU WENT TO?: Jonas Broth- I mean, I don’t go to concerts. (I NEVER SAID I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!)
39. HOW MUCH JEWELRY DO YOU WEAR?: You’re implying that I’m so ugly I need to wair jewelery? Typical.
40. DID YOU ENJOY DOING THIS?: No. Not at ALL!!!