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Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: The Play Chapter 4

Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: The Play Chapter 4

I
combined two chapters, so this is long! XD MooseTracks2020 requested
some info on my epic fanfic, so here it is: itll be rated T, its
adventure/romance, Rai/Kim, and is looking like itll be longer
than any other fanfic Ive written. Ill reveal the title later!
XD

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Yep,
Omi has squirrel-phobia, lol. XD Thanks for reviewing!

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Disclaimer:
I dont own XS or this play

CH.
4

Chase
bowed and left. The lights came back on in the forest of cardboard
trees, and Raimundo entered wearing baggy brown clothes. The rope
tied to his neck was dragging the throne.

Raimundo
crossed his arms. Mama? Mama? Where are you?

A
brown sock popped up from behind a tree. It a had a squirrel face
painted on it.

What
is it, son? she asked.

He
looked at her. I think I got cause to be justifiably upset. I just
had the shock of my young life. Im talking psychological trauma.

Mama
smiled. Calm down, son. Tell Mama what happened.

Well,
I went down to the pond to look for nuts and berries-

I
told you never to go there.

Thats
beside the point. Anyway, I was getting a drink and I saw my
reflection, and dude was I shocked! I dont looked anything like
you, Mama. Im ugly.

Mama
sighed and called. Chester?

Another
squirrel popped up. What?

I
think its time we had a little . . .talk with junior. Its time
he learned the truth.

Rai
frowned. The truth?

Your
father will explain.

Chester
moved closer to Raimundo. Whats the matter, son? Having a
little girl trouble?

Mama
sighed. Its not that, Chester.

Oh.
I thought you wanted me to tell him about the birds and the
buffalos.

No.
Tell him about his roots. Hes old enough to know.

Junior,
Chester said. I want to talk to you, squirrel to squirrel. You
better wait in the den, Mama.

Mama
left.

Chester
continued, You see . . .God made little boy squirrels and little
girl squirrels. And theres a difference.

Raimundo
smiled. Youre telling me. Sometimes I can hardly think of
anything else. Especially Trudy.

And
then God made you. But, um, youre not a squirrel. We found you in
the forest when you were a baby and raised you as one of us. But
youre not, youre a human.

Raimundos
green eyes widened. You mean one of those big dudes we hide from
in squirrel hunting season?

The
same.

He
was quiet. He paused, then said, Does that mean . . . I cant go
steady with Trudy?

It
would never work out, son.

But
I love her, Dad! I love her more than acorns!

Chester
sighed. It was destiny that brought you here, and destiny that
beckons you now. Your fate doesnt lie in the forest, but in the
world of men.

So
Raimundo left off stage and the lights faded.

They
came back on to reveal Raimundo huddled at the base of a tree and
shivering.

Thanks
Mom, thanks Dad, he snapped. Im really having a blast out
here in the big, bad world. Wish you were here. Oh, Id love to
have a big, juicy acorn right now.

Suddenly,
Master Fund walked on in friar robes. He saw Raimundo and stopped
abruptly. Rai also saw him and squeaked and growled.

Vituperation!
Friar Fung gasped. Can it be? Is this the squirrel boy of the Dark
Forest Ive been hearing about all these years?

Raimundo
frowned. Whatre those weird sounds hes making? I sure hope
this isnt squirrel hunting season.

Friar
Fung nodded. Sounds just like a squirrel, it is him. Heavenly
music played and he looked up. And You have brought us together
for a reason. You have sent me to bring him into the world of men.
He made the cross sign and the music swelled, then faded.

Raimundo
took a step back. He looks hungry, I better run. He stood up,
but then sighed and sat back down. Its no use, Im too tired.
Ill just have to stay and fight like a squirrel!

Friar
Fung held out a handful of peanuts. Easy, boy, easy. Want some?

Rai
gasped and stuffed all of them into his mouth. He pointed at the
friar. You, I like!

Friar
Fung smiled and approached him. He scratched him behind his head.

Lower
and to the right, Raimundo said.

Friar
Fung frowned. Why does he have the throne tied to his neck? Surely
this is not the prince, for he was lost in the Dark Forest years ago
and surely perished. He reached back and untied the throne, then
stepped back. Now doesnt that feel better?

Raimundo
stood up. I feel so . . .light. You wouldnt think a tail would
make that much of a difference. He started running around.

Friar
Fung caught his arm. Easy. You are tired. Sit on this throne. We
have a long walk ahead of us. He pushed Raimundo into a sitting
position.

Rai
gasped. Hey, this is comfortable! All those years of hauling this
thing around and now
they
tell me. I fell like . . .I was born
to
sit in this. He straightened up and the light centered on him.

Friar
Fung gasped. He sits in it as if it were in his blood. Could this
be . . . He kneeled. Your Majesty!

Raimundo
smiled and crossed his legs. He held up a peanut. More.

The
friar nodded. At once, Your Majesty. He threw some into his
lap. Then he stood up. Your Majesty, we must be going. Itll be
dark soon and Jacks men patrol the forest. He gestured to the
right.

Raimundo
stood. You want to go, is that it? He straightened his brown
hair and squared his shoulders. Then lets go. Take me to the
world of men.

They
walked off, Friar Fung dragging the throne.

The
lights went off and came back on to reveal Jack in bed, whimpering.

Omi
ran in as Jack sat up and clutched his teddy bear.

I
had the dream again, Omi, Jack said. The one where Raimundo
comes back to reclaim the throne.

Omi
sighed. Raimundo is dead.

But
if he finds out what you did to his mother and sister . . .

He
is dead.

Jack
sighed. I guess.

Oh,
my lord, the enemy came with the last ransom note for the king. They
want one milk cow, two knit shirts, and a wood wagon. I told them it
was out of the question.

Jack
laughed. Good.

The
lights faded and returned and Chase Young stepped on stage. Years
passed and Friar Fung taught Raimundo everything he needed to know.
Only they both knew Raimundo was the prince.

He
exited and the lights returned. Friar Fung began entering a
courtyard, a line of monks behind him. Finally, Raimundo, last in
line, entered dribbling a basket-ball.

Friar
Fung stopped. I believe one of us isnt properly concentrating.

All
eyes turned to Rai.

He
stopped dribbling. Who, me?

They
all nodded.

Friar
Fung sighed and smiled. Okay, what the heck. Zone, zone!

Raimundo
passed the ball to Friar Fung. He dribbled through the defense and
passed it back. Raimundo shot the ball off stage and they heard glass
break.

Friar
Fung nodded. Nice shot. Go on, monks, I wish to speak to
Raimundo. They left. They seem quite taken with the game youve
invented.

Raimundo
shrugged. It still needs some work. I was thinking about getting a
basket and cutting the bottom out of it. Then we could throw it
through the window and save the ball for soccer.

The
friar smiled. You never cease to amaze me. Come, let us sit.
They sat on a bench. These last few years have been a blessing. It
will soon be time for you to fight for what is yours. Do you have any
questions?

Raimundo
nodded. Where do babies come from?

Watermelon
seeds. Anymore questions?

Raimundo
stood, thinking. Whats a woman?

Friar
Fung smiled and rose. I was wondering when youd ask me that.
What is a woman?

I
asked you first.

A
woman is . . .fire and fancy, frolic and lace, contradiction and
comfort, as splendid and petty, confusing and magnificent as nay
creature could be. That is a woman.

Raimundo
raised an eyebrow. Could you be a little more specific?

I
have taken vows, my son.

Well,
will I know one if I see one?

Friar
Fung laughed. Oh, yes. They are different from men.

How?

They
have little feet.

Thats
it? Little feet? Rai asked. I was hoping for more.

Friar
Fung gasped. Shame on you. I want you to get on your hands and
knees and stay there until brunch. He pointed at the ground. And
stare at that spot.

I
cant help the way I feel. Im getting to that age, you know.

Not
another word. Get on your hands and knees and concentrate on
wholesome things.

Raimundo
did.

Friar
Fung began to leave when he called. Remember, this is hurting me
more than its hurting you.

Raimundo
sighed. I doubt that.

Jessie,
dressed as a maiden, hurried in with two monks. Raimundo still stared
at the floor.

Well
be spending the night here and well watch the joust tomorrow,
Jessie said. Make sure Lady Kimikos things are unpacked and
ironed. I want her to look her best tomorrow because its rumored
Jacks looking for a wife and Id love to be the handmaiden to
the Queen. She hurried off followed by the monks.

Lady
Kimiko walked on stage, dressed beautifully. She didnt see Rai as
she walked about.

Such
a lovely day, she said. Too bad Im angry. My parents want me
to marry Jack, but I hate him. She stopped beside Raimundos
head. Oh, my knee is killing me. She pulled up one side of her
dress and rubbed her knee.

The
lights dimmed and a spotlight centered on her little feet. Raimundo
stared at them.

Kimiko
dropped her dress back down as the lights went back to normal. Oh,
Im sorry, I didnt notice you. I thought you were a bench.

He
still didnt look up. Are you . . .a woman?

Kimiko
placed a hand on her hip. Hey, what do you mean by that?

Dont
be mad. Ive never seen a girl before. Friar Fung told me they have
small feet . . .and you have small feet.

Kimiko
smiled. Well, stand up and look at me and then decide.

Raimundo
slowly stood and looked at her, eyes wide.

Well?
she smiled.

He
made a purring sound.

She
laughed. What do you think?

If
I told you, Id be on my hands and knees for at least a month.

She
smiled. Whats your name?

Raimundo.
And yours?

Lady
Kimiko.

How
long will you be staying here?

She
sighed. We got to the joust tomorrow and then leave.

He
frowned. You dont seem very excited about it.

My
father has sent me as an offering to the king. Jack wants to marry
me.

Jack!
He shouted angrily.

I
take it you dont like him, either.

Would
you like a man who took your throne, left your father prisoner, sold
your mom and sister into slavery and made you live like a squirrel
for fourteen years?

She
shrugged. Probably not.

Well,
neither would I.

Kimiko
sighed. We cant do anything about it. Jack rules with an iron
fist. Our only hope would be if Prince Raimundo was still alive. The
people would support him.

You
think so?

Of
course. But theres only twenty people left in town and Jack has
two million soldiers.

He
took her hand. Mlady, some things are worth fighting for.

She
smiled.

Friar
Fung stomped on stage. Thats no lady, thats a cardinal sin!
Im ashamed of you, Raimundo. What do you have to say for
yourself?

He
shrugged. I was just falling in love.

Me
too, she nodded.

Not
in my abbey, Friar Fung snapped. On your hands and knees until
midnight with no supper! Leave him, dear. He began walking off.

Kimiko
bent down and whispered, Ill be back after dark. Ill bring
food. She followed Friar Fung.

Ill
count the seconds, Raid said. One, two, three, four . . .

Please
review! And if anyone else is interested in taking the quiz I made to
see what your wu would be, let me know and Ill give you the first
question!

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