Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: The Play – Chapter 2

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CH.
2

The
lights turned back on to reveal a magic shop crowded with trinkets.
Omi, dressed in dark colored wizard robes, came in.

He
crossed his arms. There must be a way. Come on, Dojo!

Dojo
slithered on, wearing a polka-dotted hat. Omi, bud, that was
beautiful!

You
really think so?

Dojo
nodded. And so realistic! I really thought you were sawing that
man in half.

Omi
frowned. I was. I just cannot figure out how to put him back
together. This is most stressful. He sighed, then said
conversationally, What is it like to be the kings jester?

Its
good, its good. I use to do shows, and if they didnt like me,
theyd just stone me . . .but this rocks.

Omi
shook his head. Lucky for you, Jack has an idiotic sense of
humor.

Dojo
nodded. Yep! . . .Hey! The dragon held his stomach. You got
anything for a sore tummy?

The
wizard took a jar off a nearby table. This should work. He took
two pills from it and dropped them in a jar of water. They began to
fizz.

Dojos
eyes widened. Neat. I havent seen that many bubbles in one
place since Root Beer was invented. He drank it. Not bad.
Whats in it?

A
wonder drug. I call it arsenic.

The
dragon gasped and began spitting. Are you trying to kill me?!

Will
you not finish it? Omi laughed.

Dojo
sat the glass on the table. No thanks. Im trying to cut back on
arsenic. The doctor says it gives me the chicken pox. But they dont
show up on my scales. But seriously, have you come up with any
schemes to get rid of that pain in Jacks neck?

You
mean Raimundo?

Dojo
grinned. You catch on quicker than a leech at the beach, Omi.

I
have a few things up my arm, he nodded.

Sleeve.

Up
my sleeve. Jack will be here soon, as a matter of fact. If things
work out, Dojo, you and I shall live in the castle. How does that
take hold of you?

A
long-term contract with all the frills. How do you think it grabs
me?

Wuya
walked in, seeming bored and depressed. Got a minute, boss?

What
is it, Wuya? Omi asked.

You
got a customer. Says she wants a magic potion.

I
am expecting the prince. I cannot possibly see her now.

Okay,
Ill tell her to take her money bags stuffed with gold somewhere
else.

Omi
looked up. On a second thought . . .I can squeeze her in.

Wuya
walked out, followed by Dojo.

Katnapp
came in wearing glasses with a fake nose and mustache. Thank you
for seeing me.

What
can I do for you? Omi asked.

I
need a potion that will protect a child from treachery and
insurrection.

Omi
crossed to a table. I have just what you need: a Commotion Potion.
It will protect him from an all manner of treacheries.

How
much does it cost?

The
small wizard crossed his arms. How much do you have?

One
thousand gold coins.

Omi
grinned. You are in luck. He handed her the potion.

How
long does it last? Katnapp asked.

Twenty-four
hours tops. Then he frowned. You look vaguely familiar. Have we
met?

No,
Im just passing through. She walked to look at other potions.

Jack
strutted in, and then leaned close to Omi, Have you come up with a
plan to get rid of Raimundo?

Omi
gestured toward Katnapp, who was pretending to shop. We have
company, Your Majesty.

Jack
lowered his voice. Well, have you?

I
have got a plan that is fool proof. Within twenty-four hours you will
be king.

Yummy,
let me hear it.

Omi
leaned close to the prince and whispered, Buzz, buzz, buzz . .
.buzz, buzz, buzz,
buzz.

Katnapp
slowly edged up to listen.

Jack
frowned. Buzz?

Omi
nodded. Buzz, buzz.

Buzz,
buzz?

Buzz.

They
both laughed.

Katnapp
gasped. No! You wouldnt! You couldnt!

Couldnt
what? Omi frowned.

Katnapp
picked up a nearby bottle. Three-fifty for a wing of bat?

That
is a designer bat.

She
grinned. Uh, sorry for the interruption.

Omi
leaned back to Jack. And the beauty of it is . . .buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz.

Jack
grinned. Buzz, buzz, buzz?

Buzz.

Katnapp
gasped, horrified. Horrors! Chaos! Rage of angels!

Omi
placed his hands on his hips. Look, if you want a bargain there is
a Sir Kay Mart across the street. Perhaps you should be shopping
there.

Perhaps
I should. I think Ive heard enough! She headed to the door.

Jack
frowned. Hey, you. Have we met?

She
turned. No, Im sure I wouldve remembered if we had.

Jack
nodded. Me too. I never forget a mustache.

Then
the queen left.

Omi
looked up at Jack. Only one thing can stand in the way of my
plan!

What?

If
the child takes Commotion Potion. But this is the only place that
sells it, and I wont give any of it to the queen. But do not
worry, I just sold my last bottle.

Jack
smiled darkly. Good. Now I must away! There are preparations to
make! Ill be expecting you and Dojo in my quarters at six-thirty.
Dont be late. Weve got a kingdom to steal. He walked off
stage.

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