Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: The Play – Chapter 3

Well,
for those of you with me during my Fatal Attraction trilogy, you may
recall my mention of an epic-style fanfic that I had an idea for. Now
I have an outline and have actually started writing! Im super
excited about it and I think you guys will love it!

Dragon
of magic: Thanks
so much for looking that up for me! I appreciate it. And thanks for
your review!

Xiaolinwind:
Yes,
Omi and Dojo are with Jack. And I have your wu result for my quiz
that you took! Your wu is . . .the Wushu Helmet! The
helmet deflects anything that hits it. You like? Thanks for
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raikim
19-4-ever: Yum,
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MySpaceSavvy:
Yep,
my favorite poll choice, too! Thank you, I try to be different on my
fanfics. You can find tons in every fic type that have repeats, if
you know what I mean. I always pass those over because it just feels
like the same old. And I have your wu result for my quiz that you
took! Your wu is . . . The Black Beetle! It
coats its owner in a heat resistant black body armor, like a beetles
shell; it also turns into a heat resistant boat. You like?
Thanks for your review!

Disclaimer:
I dont own XS, or this play which is by William Gleson

CH.
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The
lights faded and returned in the queens chambers. Katnapp held
Raimundo and Megan stood beside her.

Jermaine
entered and bowed. You Highness, three henchmen have come to see
you.

Let
them in.

Jermaine
walked out, replying, At once, my lady.

Jack,
Omi, and Dojo came in with sports coats on and carrying brief cases.

Jack
grinned. Good evening, Queen Katnapp.

She
nodded. And to you, good sirs.

Sorry
to break in but as we passed through the country we had to stop to
offer you the best deal in insurance today!

So,
youre an insurance salesman, she said.

Jack
grinned. How did you guess? He turned to Omi and Dojo. Our
disguises have fooled her completely. Shes at our mercy. He
looked to the queen. We can offer you a complete insurance package
featuring life, health, horse and wagon at a price you wont
believe. Twenty-two fifty a month. And your first born son.

Sorry,
not interested, Katnapp said.

Megan
looked up at the queen. That sounds like a pretty good deal, Mom.

Katnapp
shook her head. Theres no way Id give you twenty-two fifty a
month.

Omi
whispered, I think she is wise. Lets just get the kid and go.

Jack,
Omi, and Dojo pointed their briefcases at Katnapp.

Jack
said, This is a stick-up. Hand over the kid.

As
you wish, she held Raimundo out, Im sure you wont mind if
I sprinkle a little Commotion Potion on him. She opened the bottle
and poured it over the baby.

Jack
gasped and held his nose. Whered she get the potion?

Mail
order, probably, Omi said.

Dojo
fanned the air. That stuff is deadly.

Omi
nodded. Juice of skunk.

Katnapp
approached Jack. Hes all yours.

Jack
screamed. Keep him away from me!

You
didnt fool me for a minute, Jack Spicer.

So
the cats out of the bag. You have foiled us this time, but well
be back. Theres no escape for you and your precious little
Raimundo. The potion will soon wear off and when it does . . . Go
ahead, run. Run far and wide. And when you hear the baying of my
hounds closing on your heels, you will know the meaning of fear.
Sleep well this night, sweet prince, for it will probably be your
last! Follow me, men! They left.

Megan
looked up. Are we really going to make a run for it, Mom?

Katnapp
nodded. We have no other choice. The dark forest is our only
hope.

But
what of the dogs? Jack has the most vicious hounds.

I
know. Our only chance is to get a good lead on them. Poodles cant
run very fast. Have you packed as I told you?

Yes,
Mother. Only the bare necessities.

We
must leave at once. Fetch our stuff.

Megan
left and came back on the stage with three suitcases, pots and pans
hanging around her neck, an ironing board tied to her back, and a
rope tied from her waist to a throne.

Ready,
Megan nodded.

They
ran offstage and back on into a forest of cardboard trees.

Megan
staggered a few steps more. I cant go on like this, Mother. The
burden is too great.

Katnapp
walked over to her. My precious little wimp. No wonder youre
tired. Youve been carrying everything by yourself. She took a
spoon. Is that better?

Megan
smiled brightly. Nope. Then she sighed. Its no use,
Mother. Theyre bound to catch us. It will just be a matter of
minutes.

I
wont let Raimundo fall into Jacks clutches. Id leave him in
the forest first. Perhaps the creatures would shelter him. Ill
leave Raimundo here, you head south and Ill go north. Perhaps we
can confuse the dogs. Lets meet by the old bridge in Downderry.
God be with you.

Megan
ran off, calling, Good-bye, Mom! Bye!

Katnapp
laid Raimundo by the base of the tree and tied the rope that was
connected to the throne around his neck. She kissed him. Farewell.
Then she raced off.

Chase
Young suddenly walked on stage and said, I, the narrator, shall
commence to tell you what happened that night. He cleared his
throat and began:

So,
twas tempest tossed around his head

With
not but foliage for a bed

Poor
tot abandoned in the night

With
naught but moon and stars for light

But
twixt the shadows that did fall

Was
heard a tiny squirrels call

A
mother squirrel who heard the cry

Of
Raimundo and wondered why

A
kindly squirrel whose poignancy

Was
piqued with curiosity

So
on her squirrels feet she did sneak

To
have herself a little peek

And
she did find the little speck

With
a great big throne tied to his neck

She
called the other squirrels and said

If
we leave the kid, hes surely dead.

So
in the somber forest light

A
pledge was made that very night

And
every squirrel did speak as one

They
vowed to raise him as a son

Their
eyes did shine their tails did twirl

And
Raimundo grew up, a squirrel.

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