Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Ask Anyone Chapter 5
Yoko: And we’re back!
Chase: Again…
Yoko: Yes, because we are in such high demand.
Wuya: How about we STOP being in high demand?!
Yoko: Oh hell’s no!
Jack: This is fun!
Yoko: GOD!! OK, not as many questions now, but we do have a few. We will have to fill up a bit of this session with humor not really relating to anything. Like sessions 1 and 2!
Chase: Oh good Lord this will not end well!
Katnappe: I protest!
Yoko: Oh, no one likes you anyway! Your like…Mai from Avatar, no one likes her either!
Kattnappe: ..Fine. Whatever. Kimiko: Do you love Rai? If so make love with him XD- Megasean3000.
Kimiko: Of course I love Rai… wait, WHAT?!
Yoko: TOO BAD YOU HAVE TO! *locks Rai and Kimiko in a seperate room* There!
Chase: You better hope we don’t have any Kimiko questions for a while.
Yoko: I do hope. Now read someone!
Wuya: Kimiko: Was it true you had an affair with Chase?- Pseudonym Jareth.
Yoko: Oh, god. A Kimiko question… Wait, we can just ask Chase! So… Chase… Answer the question!
Chase: The answer is……….
Jack: ………..
Yoko: …………
Chase: ………………….
Clay: ……………
Omi: ……………….
Yoko: Answer already!
Chase: OK, OK, jeez! …Yes. It’s true.
Yoko: …OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chase: …Oh shut up.
Wuya: O.O
Katnappe: (O).(O)!!
Jack: X.X
Yoko: . Moving on now….
Dojo: Chase:Have you ever considered being a woman?- P.J.
Chase: ..Considered… being… a woman?! NO!!!
Yoko: *whispers* Secretly he DOES. *nods* Yeah.
Jack: *snickers*
Chase: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT?!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: EEP! NOTHING!
Chase: Good.
Dojo: Oh, wait, I forgot the second part to the question…. Do you really stalk Jack?- P.J.
Chase: NO!!!!!!
Yoko: *nods again*
Chase: STOP THAT!!
Yoko: *frames an invisible box like mimes do*
Chase: Oh, being like an annoying mime eh? *rams into the invisible box* What. the. HELL?!
Jack: Another magical mime! Just like Le’Mime!
Yoko: Except I’m better than Le’Mime!!
Wuya: Katnappe: Are you a Catwoman wannabe?- P.J.
Katnappe: No I am not! But Catwoman is still awesome!
Yoko: *ties an invisible blindfold around her eyes* Rai, there’s a question you need to read!
Rai: *opens the door to grab the question and then shuts the door* Wuya: Did you seriously promise to screw Raimundo in exchange for Wu?- Jareth.
Yoko: *listening to her invisible Ipod*
Wuya: No, I didn’t… Even if I did, I was lying…
Yoko: *can’t even really hear* You just can’t remember!! Stupid old hag!
Wuya: *hits the invisible box* DARN!
Yoko: HA! Jack: Do you support Chack? You did say he was hot.. -fiddles- ~ Jareth.
Jack: ..Chack? Oh, I DEFINITELY support it!
Chase: Thank god I do NOT. Dojo: Can you change into a super hot guy?- P.J.
Dojo: No, I can’t! …And I’m slightly creeped out….
Yoko: Anyways…Omi: Are you still in love with Jack?- P.J.
Omi: Me? In love with.. Jack?! I never was, no. Definitely not, no no, never was….
Katnappe: I think SOMEONE’s in denial!
Yoko: I KNOW he’s in denial!
Jack: EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Yoko: *lets Clay into her invisible box*
Clay: it’s cramped in here.
Yoko: Whole Cast: Are you getting paid for this?- P.J.
Clay: I know for a fact tha’ the Xiaolin side ain’t bein’ paid for this.
Chase: Heylin isn’t being paid either. So the answer to your question would be a no, no one’s being paid.
Yoko: Rai/Kim: I see the pairing u guys consider dating?/do u guys hav ny feelins for echother?xXWindxFireXx.
Kimiko: We are dating–
Yoko: In secret.
Rai: and we do have feelings for each other–
Yoko: Considering they made love earlier.
Wuya: Clay:How come ppl dont give u as much credit as u deserve? i mean, all i ever here is of u eatn. PPL GOTTA GIVE DA COWBOY SUM RESPECT! :P- xXWindxFireXx.
Clay: I don’t know, I guess maybe it’s because they think I’m stupid.
Omi: We do not think you are stupid, it is just that I am the greatest of all Xiaolin warriors!
Chase: We think all you Xiaolin monks are stupid, nothing personal.
Yoko: Omi: Why are u so sexist?- xXWindxFireXx.
Omi: I am not sexist, I just believe that I am the greatest! Which I am!
Jack: No you aren’t!
Omi: Yes!
Jack: No!
Omi: Yes!
Jack: No!
Yoko: OK! Shut! Up!
Katnappe: Chase: Admit it…u kno u gotta thing for wuya. ;)…- xXWindxFireXx.
Chase: Ugh. Sorry if you…approve… of that *stupid* pairing, but NO I DO NOT!!
Yoko: Deni- Oh, wait. No. He really doesn’t. Sorry.
Everyone:show thelivingtunic sum respect! she n hr story rox!- xXWindxFireXx.
Chase: …Ugh.
Wuya: …Fine.
Katnappe: Whatever.
Yoko: That’s all the time we have for this session! Stay tuned!
I’m getting caught up…!