Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Ask Anyone – Chapter 3

In the last two chapters, I have forgotten something.

disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown.

Yoko: OK, once again, we are BACK.

Chase: …Yes…

Yoko: OMG guys, we actually have some questions and some comments!

Chase: OMG like really?!

Yoko: Chase, cut that out. It’s creepy.

Chase: Ahem, sorry.

Yoko: Anyways…

Rai: RaiKim sucks (no offense meant in any way if this is offensive to you)
What’s your favorite color?- Kattsumi-zhao Yamamoto

Rai: RaiKim does NOT suck!!

Yoko: Rai, that’s their opinion.

Rai: Ugh, fine. And none taken… I guess. My favorite color? Hmm… I think green. I really like green. Yeah, I’d say my favorite color is green.

Yoko: Enough with the green! Anyways, next question…Jack, you may read the next question.

Jack: Woohoo!
Omi: YOU ARE SO CUTE IN A LITTLE KID/PUPPY SORT OF WAY!!! Do you like being good, or would you bother to join the Heylin evil side?- Kattsumi-zhao Yamamoto

Omi: OMG THANK YOU! Heylin?! HEYLIN?! I would never join Heylin! And I love being good! Its the good thing to do.

Jack: You gave me that one to read because it was Omi related, didn’t you?

Yoko: Of course not! Clay, you may read the next question.

Chase: Whoa, we’re going through them fast.

Yoko: Yes. Anyway, go ahead Clay.

Clay:
Kimiko: -blows rasberry- Why do you dye your hair constantly? To make yourself prettier? -laughs- –Kattsumi-zhao Yamamoto.

Kimiko: I dye my hair constantly because I LIKE to, I’m already very beautiful. Right, Rai?

Rai: ..Sure.

Yoko: *mutters* Believe what you want to.
Clay: Your accent is so damn cute!!! -swoons–Kattsumi-zhao Yamamoto.

Clay: Thanks!

Yoko: Chase, read the next question!

Chase: Oh fine.
Dojo: OMFG, were you the dragon in Never Ending Story?!?!?- Kattsumi-zhao Yamamoto.

Everyone: *laughs*

Dojo: *after everyone has stopped laughing* NO I WAS NOT! It was one of my close relatives though.

Everyone else: OMG O.O

Yoko: …Next!

Wuya:
Katnappe: Two questions, Do you eat goldfish and do you use the litter box?- Kattsumi-zhao Yamamoto.

Katnappe: I eat normal food… although maybe sometimes I eat goldfish… and NO!!!

Yoko: *laughs* funny, funny questions!

Jack: Yeah!

Omi:
Wuya: Why are you a ghost? -tries to poke wuya with a stick– Kattsumi-zhao Yamamoto.

Wuya: My body disintergrated while I was trapped in the damn box for 1,500 years! And don’t poke me!

Yoko: Haha..
Chase: -doesn’t know what to say- -_- –Kattsumi-zhao Yamamoto.

Chase: Uh, how rude!

Yoko: Excuse him, he’s being a bit queer this session (no offence!).

Clay:
Jack: Love the goggles, where can I get some???- Kattsumi-zhao Yamamoto.

Jack: I bought them online. Go check Ebay.

Yoko: OK, we got more questions too!
Kimiko: Do you wear wigs all the time or do you really dye your hair all those ugly colors?- MySpaceSavvy.

Kimiko: I NEVER wear wigs, and those colors are NOT UGLY!!!

Yoko: *locks Kimiko in a fireproof containment unit* There. And I do believe she answered her question. Jack, read the next question.

Wuya: I never got to read a question!

Yoko: Fine, read!

Wuya: Everyone: why do you all speak english despite coming from countries around the world?- MySpaceSavvy.

Rai: Maybe english was taught everywhere..?

Jack: that doesn’t explain why Wuya can speak english!

Yoko: OK, OK, I think I have the answer to this one: NO TWO CLUES!! Sorry. That’s all for now! And, hey! Wuya lied! She read out the Katnappe questions!